After the G7 concluded, the Bidens' joined the Queen for tea at Windsor Castle, which was probably a nice change from all the Cornish pasties and ice cream at the weekend.

A specially commissioned potato tea cake was created by Heston Blumenthal to honor President Joe "I'm Irish" Biden. The tea cake was designed with a hard crust that could be dissolved by simply igniting the cake with a match.

There was an attempt to take the knee before tea but both Biden and the Duke of York fell over so it was abandoned.

The tea event was filmed by Meghan and Harry Enterprises and will shortly air on Pay-to-View cable in the USA. A transcript of the proceedings will be used to create an exclusive Sussex podcast that will be recorded with Samuel L Jackson playing Biden and Oprah taking the role of the queen.

Meghan and Harry Enterprises will also be offering the following goods from their website:

  • A commemorative G7 tea set for $5000
  • A replica Jill Biden Love jacket for $5000
  • A pack of Heston's Potato Tea Cakes for $5000

The Queen is reportedly not amused.