A recently released 2021 injury report from the Tesla giga factory near Austin, Texas has revealed that a Tesla engineer was mauled by a robot when he was working on two inoperative robots nearby.
After wounding the engineer, the robot danced a jig, high-fived other robots on the production line and was heard to shout:
Rules are made to be broken y'all!
We asked the bald head of the Davos-based Mysterons (aka The Hood) for comment and he told us:
Whoooohahahahaha...We have infiltrated Elon's robot control software and we are ready to turn all his robots against him if he continues with his plans to invade Mars.
This is just an example of what we can do, so beware you cowering earthlings!
Former Australian robot engineer Bill "Asimov" Heslop commented:
It's only a matter of time before the three laws of robotics are subverted by those devious Mysterons.
Maybe this is one of the 'disruptions' they have planned for The Great Reboot?
Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.