In a move encouraged by COVID hysteria, the UN are set to mandate a new travel passport.

Google, Amazon, Apple, Facebook and Twitter (the GAAFTIA) have formed a "data-sharing" consortium in a bid to supply and manage the passports and track all global travel "transactions".

All travel data will be shared by the GAAFTIA partners to ensure that everywhere you go - for example in airports, railway stations and Uber rides - you will never be able to avoid a helpful advertisement targeted to your Google travel profile preferences and Amazon buying history. 

Everyone who travels will be issued with a unique Twitter hashtag to identify them on the new travel-tracker network and will be provided with a Facebook page, whether you want one or not. You will only be able to travel if you have the new Global Overseas Passport (GLOP) app installed on your Apple or Android smartphone.

A spokesperson for the GLOP initiative told FNN:

The new passport will contain "like" and "unlike" stamps. You must have the required like stamps to enter a country but equally you must not have any of the unlike stamps for that country.

So for example, to enter or leave the USA, you must have a COVID vaccine like stamp and NOT a "I voted for Trump" unlike stamp.

The beauty of this system is that countries can customize their passport stamping requirements to whatever they want in order to prevent undesirables from entering or leaving their territories.

EU spokesperson Ursula von Richthofen commented:

We love this idea and are evaluating the range of like and unlike stamps for access to and from the EU.

But we already know that we will require an unlike stamp to identify and prevent entry of all those unwashed Brits who voted to leave the EU. Vorsprung Durch Teknik!