Starbase is set to become the newest city in Texas and, in effect, a company town for Musk's SpaceX company.

But the Mysterons are not happy since the main purpose of this city will be to take man to Mars.

The elusive Norwegian leader of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olaf Hurtigruten, told FNN:

We warn earthlings considering moving to Starbase city: You will face the wrath of the Mysterons!

Your tiny Tesla houses and shiny Airstreams will be obliterated by direct energy weapons.

Your Tesla cars and cybertrucks will be hacked and driven into the waters of the Gulf of America.

That bronze staue of Musk will be turned into a giant banana using our powers of matter transference.

This is the voice of the Mysterons!

He then began singing:

Galveston, oh Galveston
I still hear your sea winds blowin'
I still see her dark eyes glowin'
She was twenty-one
When I left Galveston

Which was actually rather nice.

Altho here at FNN we rather like The Last Tine I Saw Her.

But the Mysterons will have an uphill struggle as CNN reports:

“I think more people will want to live here because why wouldn’t you want to live next to the most amazing thing that’s happening on Earth?” said Anthony Gomez, one of the few non-SpaceX employees who owns property here and runs a launch-viewing business where visitors sign a safety waiver.