Following the failure of Russian 'agents' to kill anyone (e.g. Skripals, Navalny) using the 'deadly' nerve agent Novichok, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has offered to provide Russia with advice on how to successfully eliminate people, as both Mossad and the CIA have refused to help despite many years of experience.

Mr Un offered to 'hold hands' with Russian President Putin but apparently even this friendly overture has been rebuffed as the Russians are not sure what will be on his hands and don't want to take the risk that Putin will end up being 'Vxxed' like Mr Un's half brother in Kuala Lumpur airport.

FNN has been told that the Russians are considering abandoning Novichok and using the COVID vaccine instead as this seems to be much more effective at killing people and then they can put the blame on Big Pharma.