Boris Johnson has announced that he is to become a party planner when he leaves his current post as the UK's Prime Minister.

His success at organizing and participating in various parties during the COVID pandemic has persuaded him that a new career beckons. Some of the party games likely to be offered by Boris include:

• The Wall Game - a boisterous rough and tumble that Boris used to specialize in, sponsored by Eton College
• Wall-papering - an party game led by his wife, sponsored by various expensive wall paper manufacturers
• Musical Boosters - when the music stops anyone without a chair has to receive a COVID booster shot, sponsored by Pfizer

Despite the pleas of a recent online petition, Boris has declined to become the Prime Minister of Ukraine claiming that - right now - the Ukraine needs better leadership than a clown and a comedian.