Now that nuclear power is back in fashion, Tesla has announced that it will ship a nuclear reactor for use in homes and in transportation such as trains, trucks and trams.

The new reactor looks like a conventional log burner, which is not surprising as it needs to burn logs (or coal) to keep the reactor cool, an essential safety element. The small amount of radiation generated by the reactors will be stored in a portable 'radiator' battery that can then be taken to your doctor or dentist to power MRI and X-ray examinations, saving you money on your medical bills. Bonus!

A spokesperson for Tesla told FNN:

If the Russians can power ice breakers with nuclear energy then why not homes? We believe that within a decade, Tesla Nukes - as we call them - will be as common in homes as refridgerators. We will be lobbying for our Nukes to be subsidized with 'climate voucher' grants in the same way as other green options will be as a result of the President's climate change bill.