Fake News has learned that Birmingham's Spaghetti Junction has been nominated to become a UK Intersectional symbol after it was hailed by woke activists for its recognition of the maze of problems faced by intersectional people in today's world.

As one of the most complicated road junctions in the UK, Spaghetti Junction is ideal to represent the complexity of today's intersectional world and the challenge of the intersected life we all lead - not forgetting those who only lead a bi or tri sected life.

As users of the Junction know, the complex junctions and confusing signs with their legacy symbols can lead to you becoming lost and end up a victim of the tarmac spaghetti and its paternalistic design.

A Birmingham City councillor commented:

This is a proud moment for Birmingham. We always knew the Junction would come in handy for something.