A Polish Mysteron has recently told Elon Musk to 'go to Mars' after he called for the abolition of the EU.

Musk's call came after his X platform was fined €120 million for supporting free speech which is against the EU's Digital Services Act.

Tik-Tok, the platform full of naked girls/ladies cavorting in their bedrooms, has avoided a fine by making concessions, which don't include banning naked girls/ladies cavorting in their bedrooms

FNN asked the elusive Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olaf Hurtigruten, for comment and he told us:

I need to talk to my Polish colleague as we don't want Musk to go to Mars, we want him to stay away.

Why the EU is worried about X when it's awash with US NGOs and George Soros wreaking havoc with democracy, is a mystery to me and I'm a mysteron!

Whoooohahahaha!

He then used his powers of matter transference to turn a donkey into a doughnut.