Scotland is using too much water as climate change is reducing the amount of rainwater in reservoirs.
As Sky News reports:
Scottish Water said it has been the driest start to the year since 1964, with only 59% of long-term average rainfall between January and April.
A spokesperson told FNN:
The Scots use more water on average per day than other parts of the UK, probably because it takes a lot of water to wash a kilt, something that not a lot of people know.
Water makes up most of a bevy and as most people do know, the Scots enjoy a bevy down at their local Clansman.
Scottish water Czar Rab C Nesbitt told FNN:
All this water malarky is messin' wi' ma' heed. Anyone for a bevy?
Swedish Lutheran minister, Great Thunderberg, has recommended that the Scots take fewer showers and use more Lynx. Like she does.
Bom chikka wah-wah!