The latest wheeze to resolve the UK's illegal immigration crisis is the use of 'return hubs' to process immigration applications.

According to Sky News:

It would see the government pay countries in the Balkans to take failed asylum seekers - a prospect ministers hope might discourage people from crossing the Channel in small boats.

A spokesperson explained:

The idea is to setup these return hubs to process immigrants safely and humanely.

The initial return hub will be run by Amazon, as they have a world-class returns operation.

Immigrants who are also Prime members will be fast-tracked through the process and get special benefits.

It's kinda like sending all your garbage to India for processing: Out of sight, out of mind.