The Sun reports:

AND THEY'RE OFF! Moment brawl erupts in ladies’ toilets at Cheltenham with woman yanked to floor by her hair & punched repeatedly.

As Wellington may have remarked if he were there:

I don't know what effect these (wo)men will have upon the enemy, but by God, they frighten me.

So be careful, enemies of the UK, attack the UK and you will will need to deal with the likes of these Cheltenham ladies.

FNN assumes that this incident will be investigated as a hate crime as the main victim appears to have been a 'ginger'.

BTW this is not the kind of etiquette taught at the famous Cheltenham Ladies College.