Hip-hoppers and rappers were astonished when Elon Musk's secretive Neuralink company recently demonstrated the versatility of their brain implant chips.
A Kentucky banjo-playing hillbilly had the chip implanted with a special program to enable his brain to communicate dance moves to his limbs.
He first demonstrated a moon-walk and then proceeded with breakin, poppin, lockin, jookin, turfin, jerkin and krumpin. All while playing the banjo.
As one of the onlookers said: Yo! That cracker sho' can boogie.
(Translation: Goodness me! That white person is very capable on the dance floor.)
Robert Van Winkle (aka Vanilla Ice) commented: Yo man, let's get out of here. Word to your mother. Ice, ice baby!
While M C Hammer concluded: Turn This Mutha Out! This guy is too legit to quit! U can't touch this! This is the way we row, we row!
A spokesperson for Neuralink told FNN that their next focus is a libido-enhancing chip targeted at post-menopausal women for whom conventional HRT has failed to deliver results.
These 'capability-enhancement' brain-implant chips are part of the new Neuralink 'Gain of Function' range that may be fronted by former US COVID Czar Dr Fauci.