While President-elect Trump has proposed buying Greenland and merging Canada and Mexico into the USA, billionaire Elon Musk has a more radical proposal: Buy everything.

Like Frank Pantangeli in The Godfather 2, Musk reportedly said at a recent Mar-A-Lago dinner:

Jesus Christ, Donald, then let's buy it all now, while we still got the muscle.

A spokesperson explained:

Elon's proposal is simple - to buy all of the rest of the world and merge it into the USA.

The benefits are obvious:

• No more wars since the USA owns everywhere
• A Starbucks and McDonalds on every street corner
• Plenty of sites for launching SpaceX rockets

The money to buy the rest of the world would simply be printed, the debt sold back to the USA and some 5000 trillion added to the US deficit.

It's a no-brainer!

Alternatively, Musk could just buy the UK then lease it to Disney to turn it into a theme park full of cockney chimney sweeps and flying nannies.