Reform Party leader Nigel Farage has claimed at the party conference that it's possible he could become Prime Minister.

He's clearly hoping for that outcome in order to qualify for a gravy train of freebies.

A spokesperson explained:

Mr Farage needs some new suits after his own have all been stained with milkshakes and could do with having his teeth fixed so he looks more photogenic.

Obviously becoming Prime Minister would solve all these problems as well as pay for parties, apartments in New York and tickets to sporting events.

And as a 'one-man' party, he could claim all the freebies for himself. Bonus!