The Center for Spreading Digital Hate (CSDH) is currently battling with Elon Musk over the censorship on his social media platform X.

A spokesperson told FNN:

Musk is not censoring enough content on his influential platform so it needs to be shut down.

Uncensored social media is the biggest threat to free speech today and since Musk now supports Trump that obviously means he is in our crosshairs.

We asked the elusive Norwegian head of the Davos-based Mysterons, Olaf Hurtigruten, for comment and he told us:

This is nothing to do with us.

We are not funding any of these digital hate NGOs (Non Gullible Organizations) or bigging them up in media we own.

Our interests are purely in stopping Musk getting to Mars.

He then turned a twinkie into a banana using his powers of matter transference.