Many have wondered just what the UK's peackeeping unit for Ukraine could consist of but now we know:

A new elite Guards unit conscripted from the cream of British youth.

The unit was given its first outing as backup for US pop star Carpenter at the Brit Awards, who, according to Sky News:

...sported a short, red sparkly military-style blazer dress for a raunchy mash-up of her hit Espresso and Rule Britannia, before changing into a bra and shorts for her next track.

Sure to go down a storm in the trenches in Ukraine!

The Guardsmen displayed some of their latest 'moves' as part of a new package of drill specially created for Starmer's barmy army to use on the 'Ostfront' and reportedly choreographed by Ye.

You have to admire the troops strutting their stuff in their heavy bearskins and thick redcoats having to watch as 'Carpenter' cavorts in her comfy shorts and stockings.

President Macron is thought to be considering that his peacekeepers will represent the height of French fashion, perhaps with uniform couture by Dior and boots by Laboutin.

The Germans meanwhile are rumoured to have enlisted Hugo Boss to design their peacekeepers' uniforms.