The Daily Mail reports:

[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15218153/Migrant-deported-France-Starmers-deal-returns.html]

Le Farce! Migrant deported to France under Starmer's 'one in, one out' deal is back in Britain just 29 days later... on a small boat - as figures show 2025 arrivals ALREADY exceed those for 2024.

One in, one out, one in...

Expect to see lots of Tik-Tok clips of the Home Secretary dancing the Hokey-Kokey soon.

UPDATE: 11-11-2025 (almost 3 weeks later)

The Daily Mail has been reading FNN!

[https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15276611/New-Channel-farce-small-boat-migrant-returns-Britain-small-boat-deported-France.html]