The First Minister of Wales has added his voice to furore over the delay in US funding for Ukraine.

A spokesperson explained:

We all want to go on supporting the Ukraine, but the bargain cannot be that the public puts its hand into its pocket to put millions of pounds... on the table, for Ukraine to just do whatever their oligarchs think they would like to do with it.

All we are asking for is a body count.

We want to know exactly how many Russians are being killed for our money.

That's not unreasonable is it?

A farmer from the Cotswolds told FNN that the policy was 'completely daft' and they should be using the money to plant more trees on farmland so we have to import more food.