Elon Musk has famously stated that he wants to die on Mars and now his dream may just come true after news broke that SpaceX have done a deal with the Mysterons.
The Mysterons have been twiddling their thumbs since Captain Scarlet retired from active service and Captain Black died when he crashed his SPV into a Martian crevasse. But now they are back!
A Mysteron spokesperson told FNN:
We welcome SpaceX to Mars and guarantee that if Elon Musk arrives on our planet and starts digging loads of tunnels with his Boring Company, we will kill him. This is the voice of the Mysterons.
Elon Musk claimed to be "over the moon" with the news and pleased that he will be saving on funeral costs.
We were unable to find a Martian for comment.
EU spokesperson Ursula von Richthofen also said she was unable to comment as Mars is not yet a part of the EU but the EU is currently engaged in high-level talks with the Mysterons for Mars to adopt a new digital currency known as "Mars Bars".