Swedish Lutheran Minister Greta Thunderberg has joined the protest to stop the expansion of Farnborough airport which services lots of climate-change virtue signallers' private jets.

Looking quite fetching in her grey jacket and complementary 'Palestinian-style' scarf, Ms Thunderberg told protesters in a hard-hitting sermon held on a disused runway:

We are protesting against private jets and the expansion of the Farnborough Airport in a climate emergency.

Meanwhile, in other news, the USA is about to put nuclear weapons on their base at Lakenheath, Suffolk and nobody seems to care about that because it won't impact our carbon footprint.

Just reduce us all to carbon. And anyway who cares if Suffolk is flattened?

Climate emergency or nuclear holocaust in the MSM's impending WW3? Which will be more devastating and claim more human lives?

Yes that's right ... Fight!!

Australian nuclear protestor, Bill "On the Beach" Heslop told FNN:

It's time to bring back the Greenham Common wombles I reckon.

Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.