The Grayzone has reported new evidence in the notorious Skripal poisoning case - evidence that has only emerged as a result of documents submitted to the official UK public inquiry into the incident, that began in 2021:

On March 8, 2018, just four days after being hospitalized for having allegedly been contaminated with novichok, which is said to be the world's deadliest military grade nerve agent, Yulia Skripal was roused from her coma. Upon waking up, she communicated to an intensive care consultant that she and her father, the turncoat former Russian spy, Sergei, had been “sprayed” with an uncertain substance while dining at a restaurant, before their collapse — and not at their home, as claimed by the UK.

But FNN has learned of another important twist to this story.

The Skripals were not in fact eating in a restaurant but were at home, binge watching Zelensky comedy DVDs.

They had ordered a takeaway pizza and a 2 litre bottle of Kvass from their favoured pizza parlour, Porton Pizzas, and when they opened the box they were automatically sprayed with some kind of substance that smelled like borsch.

The last thing Yulia remembers seeing is a message on the box lid that said: Greetings from Q!

When asked about this, an MI6 spokesperson told FNN:

What nonsense! We've all eaten a bad takeaway but not many of us have licked our doorhandles.

And anyway, Q died years ago - along with the Bond movie franchise.

We all know that Porton Pizzas offers pies with a special 'novichok' topping that looks like pureed beetroot so talk of some kind of poisonous spray coming out of a pizza box is just more Russian disinformation.

For more on this 'bullshit' story see:

https://off-guardian.org/2023/03/04/the-skripal-case-5-years-on-bullsht-then-bullsht-now/