President Trump has announced a new transparency initiative on social media to ensure that his adminstration is as open as it can be to the American people.

The new 'Trump Transparency' group on the Signal social messaging platform has already attracted heavyweights like J D Vance and Pete Hegseth who set the ball rolling by being clear what they thought about European leaders in a refreshing ding-dong of a message-thread.

The Europeans have complained that they feel left out of the new initiative as none of them have been invited to join the group and instead have started their own Whatsapp group with President Zelensky to discuss their Ukraine peacemaking plans.

Trump seems to have catalyzed another new kind of government as it emerges that Britney Spears will soon be joining the group after posting a video of herself cavorting in see-thru underwear and tossing her hair provocatively to establish her transparency credentials.

Democrats have scoffed that this new 'Trump Transparency' is nowhere near that which they provided when the DNC server was hacked and all their compromising emails released.