According to a FNN analysis of mainstream media coverage of Melania Trump, they can't wait to see her go and be replaced with a more conventional FLOTUS.

Melania did not conform to the expected stereotype of a FLOTUS namely one of those legally-trained, privately-educated plain Jane types or an alcoholic.

And Mrs. Trump also had the audacity to keep herself and her son out of the limelight and have opinions of her own that did not play in tune with the mainstream narrative.

In any case Melania is soooo un-American. A foreign immigrant who managed to use her modelling career to snare a billionaire husband and rise to the status of a FLOTUS. Hardly representative of the Great American Dream and a bad example to millions of Little Miss Sunshine Olives trying to rise above their fast-food paradise and make it out of the flyover states.

After President Trump leaves office, the media is expecting Melania to do something disgraceful like run off with a Greek shipping magnate, waste millions of dollars on an unsuccessful run to become the first female President or write a bad-faith pop-existentialist book to cash in on her FLOTUS status.

A spokesperson for the incoming Biden administration commented:

The problem with Melania is that she is just super hot and kept upstaging everyone at diplomatic events with her stunning outfits and radiant smile. She even upstaged that global fashion icon, the Queen of London, Engerland.

It was just embarrassing having a babe as our FLOTUS and the Marines getting boners every time she stepped off Airforce One.

Thank goodness that will all change when our new FLOTUS takes over the White House.

A spokesperson for 2024 Presidential Contender Sarah Palin commented:

Up here in Alaska, we think that Melania was the best rootin', tootin', shootin' FLOTUS ever. Whip crack away, whip crack away, whip crack away. Rollin', rollin', rollin'. Keep them wagons rolling...Rawhide!