It is likely that President Trump and UK PM Sir Keir Starmer will meet in the near future to discuss...who knows what?

According to Sky News:

When asked by a reporter what they will discuss, Mr Trump said: "I don't know. It was his request, not mine."

A spokesperson outlined some potential activities and talking points to FNN:

The President will treat Sir Starmer to a slap up meal - I think that's how you Brits say it - of a double cheeseburger and a diet Coke at Mar-A-Lago's nearest McDonalds and then the PM can digest his healthy lunch watching the President play golf from one of the armor plated, diesel-powered presidential golf carts.

Prospective UK Ambassador to the USA, Lord Mandelson, has been invited to be the president's personal golf caddy.

The president is also keen to understand what the PM thinks of Melania's choice of outfits for any forthcoming state visit to good ol' swinging London. He doesn't want to upset the King but knows that Melania is bound to upstage Queen Camilla, whatever she wears.

Trump is expected to begin discussions about Elon Musk buying Scotland and deporting all the Scots to Greenland in order to turn Scotland into a Rab C Nesbitt theme park, run by Disney and headquartered in the leafy Glasgow suburb of Govan (recently twinned with the peaceful Los Angeles suburb of Compton).

The president has offered the services of DOGE to investigate UK Chancellor Rachel Reeves expenses while she was employed by HSBC Bank and to do a thorough audit of all gifts received by members of the current UK cabinet, just to make sure everything is above-board and kosher.

Also likely to be on the agenda is supplying the UK with more US weapons, aircraft, tanks, LPG, gas-guzzling SUVs and frozen chlorinated chickens.

Otherwise it's more tariffs Keir baby!

Thank goodness the special relationship is alive and well!