UK Home Secretary Yvette Cooper has promised to crack down on 'harmful beliefs', whatever they may be.

FNN has got hold of a list of some of these harmful beliefs:

  • Immigration is under control
  • The police are solving lots of crimes, especially burglaries
  • The UK economy is creating lots of long-term, family-supporting jobs
  • Russia blew up the Nordstream pipelines
  • NATO is a defensive alliance
  • UK weapons are killing Russians
  • The roads are full of potholes unlike new, empty cycle paths
  • Brexit led to the collapse of the UK
  • The NHS offers a world-class service
  • Only women bleed

It's not clear what the penalty will be for holding these harmful beliefs or who will be the arbiter (AI?) but - once again - Orwell will be turning in his grave.