FNN has learned from its sources in Davos, Switzerland that an extra-terrestrial location may be planned for the cage fight between tech-rivals Elon Musk (X) and Mark Zuckerberg (Meta).

The leader of the Mysterons, aka The Hood, told us:

We believe that Elon may be intending to hold this fight not in Italy but on Mars.

Cowering earthlings! That will never happen as we will have annihilated you first via matter transformation! Hahahahaha!

Rumours that the cage fight will take place at the Coliseum in Rome are circulating after Russell Crowe aka Maximus Decimus Meridius had been approached to reassemble his force of Gladiators to function as the warm-up act and Musk was thought to be behind various attempts to buy lions from zoos.

Oliver Reed was unavailable for comment.