Following the prosecution of the first UK Unexplained Wealth Order (UWO) against a banker's wife - Zamira Hajiyeva - the UK is now proceeding with a second UWO against the USA.

A spokesperson explained:

We are suspicious about where the $35 trillion in US national debt came from as it can't have been from taxpayer funds.

We suspect it came from printing money and funding this fake money by selling US treasury bonds on the international market.

Given the £20 billion hole in UK government finances claimed by the new Labour government, more UWOs are expected as an attempt to plug the funding gap following the canceling of the winter fuel payment and the A303 tunnel under Stonehenge.

UK pensioners will not be exempt from UWOs and are likely to be targeted if they somehow manage to heat their homes in winter without the winter fuel payment and in combination with rising energy prices since it will not be clear where they got the money from.

Ministers are consulting with supermarkets to consider adding a 'where did you get this money from?' question to every shopping transaction to prevent 'dirty' money trickling-up from ordinary consumers and provide HMRC with lots more data to pursue tax dodgers.