In a surprise move, Elon Musk announced that X will remove the user blocking feature, allowing only the 'mute' feature to filter out posts from a feed and blocking only for DMs.

A strange man with a beard told FNN that he agreed: 100% Mute only.

Musk claims that blocking makes no sense while others claim that blocking users is essential to prevent the promotion of denial and hatred.

FNN agrees with Musk. Blocking creates echo-chambers and echo-chambers merely magnify and do not promote free speech.

However, FNN has learned that one category of user will be blockable - namely anyone identifying as a Mysteron from Mars.

The Davos, Switzerland based leader of the Mysterons (aka the Hood) and author of The Great Reboot 2030, told FNN:

Whimpering Earthlings! Blocking Mysterons on X will not save your planet but merely delay the day when you are all annihilated by our matter transformation powers. Hahahahaha!

He then turned a banana into a pork pie.