US VP Kamala Harris is travelling to Vietnam to promote the message that 'America is Back' in Indo-china.

As Airforce One is currently under repair installing safety bars to make things easier for President Biden to make it down the aisle to the restrooms, VP Harris will be travelling to Vietnam on a B52 bomber quaintly named "Ho-Chi Bada Bing".

The B52 will be accompanied by two drones on their way to an Afghan wedding.

As they overfly Cambodia and Vietnam, the B52 will drop millions of free samples of a new herbicide known as 'Agent Orange 2.0'  - a goodwill gesture to help the locals control the weeds in their vegetable patches. Trials of the herbicide in the USA also revealed it could produce spectacular marrows and melons as a side-effect. 

The trip, during which her whole entourage will travel by carbon-neutral bicycles, will include:

• a visit to the tunnels of Chu-Chi
• an exhortation to potential Vietnamese migrants not to come to the USA
• the unveiling of a statue of former President L B Johnson in Ho-Chi Minh City
• a movie screening about the Vietnam war bombing campaign entitled Apocalypse Then - directed by Oliver Stone 
• participation in a fun napalm-sniffing contest as, let's face it, who doesn't love the smell of napalm in the morning?