Following Minnesota Republicans attempts to classify 'paranoid and hysteric' reactions to President Trump as a certifiable mental health issue, already widely known as 'Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS), the EU has now announced a number of derangement syndromes (DS) of its own including:

• Starmer Derangement Syndrome
• Macron Derangement Syndrome
• Kallas Derangement Syndrome

The difference in the EU is that it is the subjects of these syndromes that are deranged not the people reacting to their deranged ravings.

In the USA, TDS had already spread rapidly among parts of the population but now there is a new and perhaps even more deadly variant:

Musk Derangement Syndrome (MDS).

But the good news is that Pfizer is rumoured to be working on a vaccine.

So that's alright then.