UK PM Sir Keir Starmer has evidently been listening to too many 1990s Madonna records in his voguing around the Ukraine war.

Trump's Ukraine envoy Steve Witkoff had no time for the PM's dance moves in a recent interview with Tucker Carlson:

Mr Witkoff - who is leading the US ceasefire negotiations with Ukraine and Russia - dismissed Sir Keir's plans as a "combination of a posture and a pose" in an interview with pro-Trump journalist Tucker Carlson.

He also accused the prime minister of adopting the "simplistic" notion that leaders "have all got to be like Winston Churchill".

"The Russians are going to march across Europe. I think that's preposterous. We have something called Nato that we did not have in World War Two."

Unlike Winston Churchill, these days you can't just go around dividing up Europe on the back of an envelope: I'll give you Poland if you give me Greece. It's just not cricket.

As British Lord Robert Skidelsky also recently said in The Guardian (25/02/25):

Now that the British script on Ukraine has been torn up, can we somehow insert ourselves into a peace process that we repeatedly disdained? Certainly not by sending British “peacekeepers” to Ukraine, as Keir Starmer has suggested. Our prime minister must know this is a deal breaker, not maker, as there is not the slightest chance Putin will agree to it. Rather it is a desperate attempt to save Britain’s face.

So what's next? Starmer spinning on his head with his feet in the air?