US Presidential hopeful Donald J Trump has admitted that he is no longer the world's greatest salesman and that this honour now belongs to Ukrainian President Zelensky.

Zelensky is probably the greatest salesman of all living politicians. Whenever he comes to our country, he leaves it with $60 billion… And then he comes back and says he needs another $60 billion.

A new digital ticker is to be put up on the top of the Plaza Hotel in NYC to show the rapidly rising amount of aid given to the Ukraine in furtherance of US hegemony and paid for by the generous US taxpayer.

Zig Ziglar was unavailable for comment.