NATO, especially the Baltic States, have called for WW3 to be started as soon as possible.

A spokesperson explained:

The Russian army is becoming larger, more experienced and better supplied, the longer the Ukraine conflict goes on.

So it's a no-brainer. We need to start WW3 now so we can ramp up our armies and the production of weapons.

Then there is no way the Russians will be able to invade the Netherlands and Belgium, which it has clearly threatened to do.

And WW3 is the ideal distraction to make voters forget the many problems we have to deal with in our own countries. Bonus!

Former Australian General Bill "Strangelove" Heslop told FNN:

I have been calling for WW3 for years. We need to Nuke the world and we need to do it now.

Then we have the perfect scenario to 'build back better'.

Hey Muriel! Fetch me a tinnie. I'm parched.