When a California robber tried to break-in to a nursery and steal the children's transgender conversion books, he got more that he bargained for.

The nursery had contracted the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) to provide security from the local TERFs and it was one of the Ninjas - named Michaelangelo - who confronted the robber.

A spokesperson for the TMNT told FNN:

One of our staff, formerly a painter at the Sistine Chapel in Rome, caught the burglar and kicked the shit out of him, which isn't hard to do when you have four legs to do the kicking.

The burglar was left with serious injuries after finally being headbutted by the turtle's shell and then thrown down a manhole into the sewer.

Cowabunga Dude!