Sky News reports:

Ministers have pledged to "restore order to the road" by introducing a series of tougher rules for drivers, including tougher penalties for those without insurance

Minister defends proposals to ban over 70s from driving if they fail new compulsory eye tests.

Never mind all these kids driving without insurance or licenses and killing unfortunate pedestrians while drunk-driving in high speed chases...let's get all these old white men off the roads! Cos who wants to drive everywhere at 30 mph?

FNN talked to an 87 year old ram-raider taking her curlers out of her blue-rinse.

Wearing a lime green Chanel shell suit over a thong, mules and a baseball cap saying 'Go On...Bust my Bunker', Tracey "Smasher" Smith told FNN:

I don't need no f**kin' 20/20 vision to ram a plate glass window. They can go f**k themselves!

By the way, do you know any local stores selling those Labooboo thingies?

I need one for my grandchildren.