The Labour Party is to take a mandatory course of swimming lessons after accusations of the UK government being 'out of their depth'.

• Starmer is out of his depth dealing with Ukraine
• Cooper is out of ther depth dealing with immigration
• Reeves is out of her depth in telling the truth
• Lord Mandelson is out of his depth as Ambassador to Trump's USA

The swimming lessons will take place at the North Islington Lido and all participants will be required to wear water-wings until they are certified to move out of the shallow end.