After playing the board game Risk at Mar-A-Lago, President-elect Trump has announced that his team have discovered a massive space between the USA and Alaska that is called 'Canada' that needs to be incorporated into the USA before Russia invades it.

A spokesperson explained:

Risk is a board game that teaches you a lot about geography and who knew that there is actually a vast space between the USA and Alaska that obviously should be part of the USA, especially as it includes valuable access to the Arctic where all the polar bears are dying.

Anyhoo...We will be tasking Elon Musk with creating a plan to incorporate this vast territory, which is an obvious 'greenfield' site for building EV factories and rocket launch sites, as well as for practising digging tunnels in preparation for creating underground human habitations on Mars.

It's also a great source of the precious commodity maple syrup, essential for pouring over breakfast pancake stacks at Dennys, and previously only available from the syrup mines in the Congo, owned by the Oompaloompa tribe headed by Winston Wonka.

Apparently the territory is only lightly populated with a people known as 'Canadians' who are a mixture of English and French fur trappers, Chinese railway workers, Ukrainian 'Hiwis' and a few of the indigenous people who originally crossed the Bering Straights from Russia.