It's not just the UK's sizeable monetary contribution that the EU misses.
Iceland has declared Cod War 2 on the UK.
Brits travelling to EU will be banned from public toilets.
Blind prophet emerges from political desert to predict a united Ireland.
After Brexit the UK will press its claims for reparations from Normandy, France.
Priti Patel to hire Stingray to patrol English channel.
Following a trans-Atlantic chase, the French fishing fleet was cornered at Trafalgar.
The EU Border force will use the Haka to welcome UK visitors.
The bizarre Remoan cult commits mass suicide.
The youth of Scotland have lost their European status.
EU comes clean on the real meaning of Sovereignty.
The EU has announced that Brussels will be renamed Oberkommando West.