Lack of Santas.
Moronic variant triggers a cancer ban.
COVID initiator emerges, miles away from Wuhan.
Digital passports to be replaced with old-style paper passports.
The SAGE advisory body turns out to be...
The UK government is rumoured to be stepping up their anti-vaxxer campaign.
Regular travellers are now crossing the channel by boat.
Concern for mass orgies on 'Freedom Day'.
US children are adopting Britishisms.
Katie Hopkins to be deported from Australia.
The UK's Test and Trace App goes haywire.
Post lockdown demo video goes wrong.