Posts by Month
| Date | Title | Teaser | Action |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2021-01-13 | Iceland to Restart Cod Wars | Iceland has declared Cod War 2 on the UK. | View Post |
| 2021-01-13 | Brits Banned From EU Toilets | Brits travelling to EU will be banned from public toilets. | View Post |
| 2021-01-12 | This Is Your Life...On CCTV | Defunded UK Police to sell CCTV footage of your every move. | View Post |
| 2021-01-12 | Balaclavas to be Banned | Outrage at new decision to ban balaclavas in schools and courtrooms. | View Post |
| 2021-01-12 | It's A Knockout to Return to the BBC | Meghan Enterprises & Harry to return It's a Knockout to the BBC. | View Post |
| 2021-01-11 | BHAM Inclusion to Boost Congregation Numbers | New Church of England initiative to boost Sunday congregation numbers. | View Post |
| 2021-01-11 | Man Fined for Eating Chocolate Bar | UK Police have fined a man for eating a chocolate bar in his car. | View Post |
| 2021-01-11 | Musk Promotes New Payment Currency | You can now pay Musk businesses in Moolah. | View Post |
| 2021-01-10 | UK Claims Reparations from France | After Brexit the UK will press its claims for reparations from Normandy, France. | View Post |
| 2021-01-10 | Met Apologizes for Crime Bias | London's Metropolitan Police apologizes for an institutional bias against crime. | View Post |
| 2021-01-10 | Blind Prophet Predicts United Ireland | Blind prophet emerges from political desert to predict a united Ireland. | View Post |
| 2021-01-09 | Trump Announces Disinauguration | The President announces his own alternative inauguration event: The Disinauguration. | View Post |
| 2021-01-09 | Trump Announces Patriot Party | The revenge of the Donald. | View Post |
| 2021-01-09 | USA to Restore the Monarchy | Meghan Enterprises & Harry have offered to bring royalty back to the USA. | View Post |
| 2021-01-08 | Threadgold Thoroughgrip Goes into Receivership | The famous garter company has gone out of business. | View Post |
| 2021-01-08 | The Boring Company Goes Nano | The Boring Company to create nano tunnels using mole bots. | View Post |
| 2021-01-08 | Google Glasses Protested by Feminists | Feminists are calling for Google Glasses to be banned. | View Post |
| 2021-01-07 | This is the Voice of the Mysterons | Elon Musk's SpaceX to do a deal with the Mysterons. | View Post |
| 2021-01-07 | Thunderbirds Are Go! | The Thunderbirds have been contracted to deliver freezers for the Pfizer COVID vaccine. | View Post |
| 2021-01-07 | Stingray to Patrol English Channel | Priti Patel to hire Stingray to patrol English channel. | View Post |
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