Posts by Month
| Date | Title | Teaser | Action |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2020-12-31 | COVID Lockdown to be made Permanent | In order to avoid lockdown fatigue, UK Government announces permanent lockdown. | View Post |
| 2020-12-31 | China to Deport All Hong Kong Citizens to UK | China comes up with simple way to deal with irritating Hong Kong protests. | View Post |
| 2020-12-31 | Musk to Move into Full-Body Maintenance | Elon Musk has done a deal with Wallace and Gromit for a full-body maintenance machine. | View Post |
| 2020-12-31 | **STOP PRESS** New Year Honours List to be Abolished | The New Year Honours list is to be replaced by a National Treasure Register. | View Post |
| 2020-12-30 | India Warns of Year 2021 Bug | The world could collapse when India exits the call-center business at the end of 2020. | View Post |
| 2020-12-30 | Sex Education Moves into the 21st Century | CSBs are no longer just for MAPs. | View Post |
| 2020-12-30 | US Mainstream Media to Back Off | Mainstream media will no longer attend White House briefings under Biden. | View Post |
| 2020-12-29 | Vaccine Porn on the Rise | Porn sites report rising demand for vaccine porn. | View Post |
| 2020-12-29 | BBC to Extend TV License | To increase its revenue base the BBC is to extend the coverage of the UK TV license. | View Post |
| 2020-12-28 | Spaghetti Junction to Become Intersectional Symbol | Woke activists want Spaghetti Junction designated a UK intersectional symbol. | View Post |
| 2020-12-28 | The British Museum to be Renamed | The British Museum is to be renamed The Empty Museum. | View Post |
| 2020-12-28 | COVID Cocktails in Demand | COVID cocktail bars popping up everywhere. | View Post |
| 2020-12-27 | Goodbye Melania | The mainstream media can't wait to see the back of Melania Trump. | View Post |
| 2020-12-27 | **STOP PRESS** EU Redefines Sovereignty | EU comes clean on the real meaning of Sovereignty. | View Post |
| 2020-12-27 | Senate Approves COVID Stimulus Check | FNN investigates what you can't buy with your $600 stimulus check. | View Post |
| 2020-12-26 | Royal Navy Announces New Ship Class | Aircraft Hulk | View Post |
| 2020-12-26 | AirBNB Expands Footprint | AirBNB announces plans to expand its rental footprint. | View Post |
| 2020-12-26 | Tributes pour in for Ronaldo "Chopper" Messi | Fans celebrate the life of the Portugese-Glaswegian-Argentinian football legend. | View Post |
| 2020-12-25 | History to be Cancelled | English Heritage is to erase all references to English history from the landscape. | View Post |
| 2020-12-25 | Homes to be Abolished | The Department of Education will replace homes with schools. | View Post |
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