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| Date | Title | Teaser | Action |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2021-01-26 | Rave at Salisbury Cathedral | UK police tipped off about a rave at Salisbury Cathedral. | View Post |
| 2021-01-20 | Borat Accepts Deplatforming | Borat has accepted his deplatforming as a protection of free speech. | View Post |
| 2021-01-15 | Sweden to Allow Citizens to Opt-Out | Since there is no such thing as Sweden, Swedes will now be allowed to Opt-Out of being Swedes. | View Post |
| 2021-01-13 | Greta Takes On Culture-Change Deniers | Greta Thunderberg lectures UN on culture change denial. | View Post |
| 2021-01-12 | This Is Your Life...On CCTV | Defunded UK Police to sell CCTV footage of your every move. | View Post |
| 2021-01-12 | Balaclavas to be Banned | Outrage at new decision to ban balaclavas in schools and courtrooms. | View Post |
| 2021-01-05 | Toy Manufacturers Launch New Trans Dolls | The new Trans Dollies will come with a comprehensive free accessory kit. | View Post |
| 2021-01-05 | New Lockdown Lyrics for Old Hits | Old hits are being re-released with new lockdown lyrics. | View Post |
| 2021-01-04 | Guantanamo Bay Resort Announced | The Biden Administration will sell the Guantanamo Bay prison facility. | View Post |
| 2021-01-04 | New Zealand Outraged by EU Appropriation of the Haka | The EU Border force will use the Haka to welcome UK visitors. | View Post |
| 2021-01-03 | Israel to Occupy South Bank | Israel turns to the South of London for more lebensraum. | View Post |
| 2021-01-01 | Support Groups Report Uptick in Attendance | COVID loneliness has caused some support groups to be packed out. | View Post |
| 2020-12-31 | **STOP PRESS** New Year Honours List to be Abolished | The New Year Honours list is to be replaced by a National Treasure Register. | View Post |
| 2020-12-28 | The British Museum to be Renamed | The British Museum is to be renamed The Empty Museum. | View Post |
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